23 June 2018

I ejaculated in 5 seconds

23 June 2018 · 13:32

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Summary

While single, he met a 40-year-old Japanese woman online; after drinks and an observation- tower visit, they went to karaoke. He initiated sex; intercourse briefly began, she reported pain, he stopped, ejaculated in five seconds, and they never met again. He then cooked spaghetti bolognese with pork-beef mince and tomatoes; gas ran out, and the sauce-to-pasta ratio seemed poor.

Insight

The account pairs hurried sex and abrupt disengagement with a return to ordinary domestic performance.