22 November 2019
DO NOT buy Star Wars Jedi - Fallen Order
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Summary
He paid £55, played 40 hours mostly on Jedi Grand Master, and lost refund eligibility after exceeding Steam’s two-hour limit. He found combat sluggish, platforming unreliable, puzzles unoriginal, glitches exploitable, and backtracking excessive; only eight of 40 hours felt enjoyable. He calls the story anticlimactic: finding the Force-sensitive children’s list ends with destroying its holocron; score 4.2/10, do not buy.
Insight
The review converts buyer’s remorse and frustration into monetized content, continuing his income-driven YouTube strategy.