18 December 2017

Why Star Wars - The Last Jedi SUCKED balls

18 December 2017 · 10:09

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Summary

Watching The Last Jedi with his girlfriend, he calls it the worst Star Wars film, praising only the opening battle. He makes explicitly racist, appearance-based criticisms of Rose and casting, portraying inclusion as tokenism and rejecting her sudden kiss with Finn. He condemns Leia’s space survival, Luke’s hologram duel with Kylo Ren, and Episode IX’s implied focus on newer heroes.

Insight

He remains intensely attached to beloved media, frustrated when others do not share his enthusiasm.