how i got Fired from EVERY job I've had

He describes four jobs: pub kitchen porter, father’s office assistant, Lawson clerk in Japan, and petrol-station night worker. Across them, laziness, mistakes, anxiety, resistance, and coworker conflict led him to quit; Lawson ended after roughly three months. Office tea-round refusal caused dismissal after five months despite saving £6,000–£7,000; petrol-station tensions included manager intervention over YouTube videos.

His recurring pattern is low effort, resentment toward oversight, workplace rupture, then escape through quitting.