Moving to Liverpool to meet my NEW Girlfriend -)

Daniel checks into Liverpool accommodation near Market Street for two nights, receiving room 216. The room has a cracked window, no view, shabby furniture, a hole, dripping toilet, and damaged tap, but hot water works. He plans a bubble bath with favorite golden shampoo and eats McDonald’s fish fillet and chips.

Liverpool arrival appears temporary and uncomfortable, with bathing and fast food providing immediate comforts.