I'm moving to Germany - BYE

He leaves England for Berlin, navigating airport distancing rules, then struggles ten minutes with the Airbnb’s door before gaining entry. The five-day home is spacious, includes a bicycle, exercise equipment, candles, a view, and an old television. He mistakenly assumes the Airbnb food is included; after clarification, he spends about €38 on yakitori, sushi, and groceries.

This continues his post-divorce pattern of novelty-seeking independence, with unfamiliar accommodation creating immediate practical confusion.