20 April 2020
DO NOT BUY Resident Evil 3 Remake
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Summary
After completing the free Steam demo four times without dying, he decides not to buy Resident Evil 3 Remake’s roughly £45–£50 full version. He finds sluggish movement, frustrating aiming, bullet-resistant zombies, a useless knife, Nemesis chases, and cramped inventory make gameplay dull and irritating. He praises the zombie premise, graphics, attractive Jill model, and demo availability, but condemns remakes and 3D face mapping as lazy.
Insight
He prioritizes gameplay value and originality over nostalgia, presentation, or attractive novelty when deciding whether technology deserves his money.