Ex girlfriend Tier List

Daniel creates a tier list replacing deleted breakup videos, ranking partners S–F for attraction, compatibility, and “cereal.” He ranks his first girlfriend F after her marriage and child, the chlamydia ex B, and Tomoko F for deception. He describes relationships ranging from a two-week Japan visit to a three-month affair involving roughly 40 hotel nights.

He turns heartbreak and sexual disappointment into entertainment while defending appearance- led standards.