Dear future employer

Daniel records a job-application video for returning to England, claiming punctuality, friendliness, hard work, teamwork, and broad experience. At 18–20, hotel and office jobs involved discarded dishes, stolen tips, masturbation on pillows, secret Japanese study, and spitting in coffee. At Japanese convenience and petrol-station jobs, he stole food, coffee, and £10, mishandled food, masturbated, and abandoned one job.

The employability pitch conflicts with repeated theft, deception, unsafe conduct, sexual misconduct, and abrupt withdrawal.