My girlfriend is the most boring person in the world

Girlfriend gives him the silent treatment amid 2–3-hour sleep, an undisclosed car crash, and complaints his Skype monologues exhaust her. He admits rambling at her; their interests barely overlap, and he considers a fake family- friendly channel to hide personal videos. He questions the Japan meeting and considers pausing Skype; despite relief, he still wants her and fears losing £1,000.

Forced filming through depressive days contrasts with strain threatening time, privacy, and idealised Japan plans.