Unboxing my NEW $1600 Girlfriend

He unboxes the $1,600 doll, finding it extremely heavy and deciding its contents require pixelation. Accessories include a blanket, pump, brush, hook, gloves, screw, dress, and extensive packaging creating a disposal mess. Because the Airbnb is distant and transport seems impossible, he questions the purchase and considers abandoning the doll.

Novelty quickly becomes logistical regret, reinforcing costly solutions failing to resolve separation and loneliness.