Romantic boat ride and camping trip in Japan

They arrive at a quiet Japanese lakeside glamping site with four beds, free beer, barbecue facilities, and a canoe. The speaker attempts canoeing for the first time, finds it frighteningly unstable, and worries about crashing or dropping his phone. Rain and thunder cancel outdoor plans; alone while his wife visits the onsen, he complains about the costly stay and sparse dinner.

Another costly outing is undermined by weather, discomfort, and dissatisfaction.