Why I’m a better person than you

At 30, he defends refusing to drive, arguing public transport avoids pollution, congestion, fossil-fuel use, and potential fatal mistakes. He cites no smoking or drinking, healthy eating, exercise, and never needing hospital treatment as evidence he saves NHS resources. He justifies living with his mother during Britain’s housing shortage, cites one racist schoolyard punch, and makes coded sexual-plastic jokes.

He deflects criticism by reframing choices as public responsibility and comparing himself with worse offenders.