Idiot customers I had to deal with

A customer drops a £12.99 wine bottle, demands a free replacement, and gets one after arguing. Other customers pressure the cashier for a free £4.99 beer and complain about unavailable ten- cigarette packs. A customer carries fuel inside and blames missing signage; a pregnant customer angrily demands the staff toilet.

The comic reenactment reinforces his recurring view of petrol-station work as chaotic, unreasonable, and intolerable.