My mum used to beat me with a wooden spoon

He recalls childhood fights with his sister followed by wooden-spoon or cane beatings, weekly bruises, and desperate bathroom escapes. His mother destroyed toys and his PlayStation 2, then replaced them; he links rewards to weak consequences and rejects spanking. His wife lost the second apartment key, initially trapping him; after reconciling, he predicts another hotel-livestream fight within weeks.

Recurring marital volatility and public broadcasting continue, while childhood punishment prompts reflection on future parenting.