Reasons why i would be a terrible boyfriend.

Work frustrates him by interrupting comic drawing; after two failed hours, he considers sleeping before retrying tomorrow and prefers night shifts. Irish travellers allegedly stole £40–£50 of alcohol, were reported to police and banned; he generalizes angrily about their behaviour. He fears a 15–20-person Christmas party, while describing himself as clingy, jealous, socially avoidant, and likely to leave difficult relationships.

His desire for intimacy coexists with fear of crowds, obligations, exposure, and sustained emotional effort.